My name is Mr. Customer and I am a classroom teacher. As we
all know, teachers don’t earn much money in this country. So, whatever has to
do with money is of great concern to them.
I married this lady about six years ago. Then, we were madly
in love. In fact, she agreed to go with me when I only had high hopes of owing
a house of my own. Now I own several houses and have even given out some as
gifts.
The reason I want to divorce this woman is very simple. She is
too demanding, she talks too much and she treats me like shit. Come to talk of
the fact that I spend a large chunk of my meager earning on feeding her. Every
morning, she wakes me up with unnecessary talk and she is the one person to
close my day at night with talk about things that doesn’t concern me.
The truth is, I have another wife which she doesn’t know
about. Since the last time she demanded that we remarry after being married for
five years, I knew we were not going to stay together for long. So, I married another woman who will be loyal
and respectful. For her I got an old Nokia fone while I bought an expensive
Blackberry for my new wife. Now she has given me another deadline f0r us to retake
our marriage vows again. Well, to hell with her. I want to stick with my loyal
wife. My challenge is that people will talk. Both of us are well known to families,
friends, and business associates.
Abeg, make somebody tell MTN say I no do again. If they like
make them disconnect me. E don tey wey I being wan divorce them masef.
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